Maximum Effort Cotton Tee

When do you need this shirt? Doing the dishes before they become a geological formation.  Filing your taxes the day they're due. Assembling IKEA furniture without the instructions because you're "pretty sure" you remember how it goes. 

Basically anything that sounds small on paper but requires the full, unspoken effort of a thousand suns. Warning: may cause onlookers to assume you know what you're doing.

Features:

• Buttery soft and stretchy, 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
• Light-Weight, Pre-shrunk fabric (4.2oz)
• Relaxed fit, Size chart in the product photos
  
• Shoulder to Shoulder taping
• This product is made when you place your order. Please allow 5-10 business days of production time. 
• Because it is made just for you, we ask no returns or exchanges. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision.