Hi, I'm
Todd

About: Todd

Todd's people come from a long line of pranksters and smart alecs out of the bayous of the deep south. He can skin a deer with one hand and shake a mojito with the other while playing "Summer Wind" on the keyboard at his feet. Sometimes a little ripe in the smell maker, he is still seen as a well-heeled gentleman in the B&E circles he ran with before he became a grandparent and general know it all. His heroes are the 3 Stooges and Tenzin Gyatso and he still does competitive dog petting and enjoys the fresh summer rain somwheres. He also wonders who wrote this and who wrote the brilliant tag line "Mr. Opportunity here, and I am knockin'".






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