About: Brad
Where to begin. Brad, formerly residing in The Wilderness, has been a domesticated husband and father for quite some time. Brad enjoys spending time with his wife and family at the beach, referring to himself in the third person, and YOU. Brad has an encyclopedic knowledge of 80s pop culture that can only be acquired by being dateless in front of a TV every Friday and Saturday night for an extended period of time. But, silver lining in that cloud, Brad is, was, and will always remain, STD free. So feel free to hug, early and often. Brad thinks Teen Wolf really happened. Brad prefers the “out of her mind on crack” Whitney Houston over the drug-free Whitney Houston recently on display on Oprah. Brad likes you, borderline inappropriately. Did he mention that yet? Brad has the courage to confront an angry mob armed with nothing but his wits and fists, but the practicality to call the cops, hide in the bushes not making a sound until the cops arrive, then jump out of the bushes to taunt the angry mob unmercifully by moon walking up and down the sidewalk once said angry mob is loaded safely in the paddy wagon.